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Ina Steiner is co-founder and Editor of EcommerceBytes and has been reporting on ecommerce since 1999. She's a widely cited authority on marketplace selling and is author of "Turn eBay Data Into Dollars" (McGraw-Hill 2006). Her blog was featured in the book, "Blogging Heroes" (Wiley 2008). She is a member of the Online News Association (Sep 2005 - present) and Investigative Reporters and Editors (Mar 2006 - present). Follow her on Twitter at @ecommercebytes and send news tips to ina@ecommercebytes.com. See disclosure at EcommerceBytes.com/disclosure/.
Who are the people in your ebayhood? (who are the people in your neighborhood?)
Seller Protection Chief:
Oh, lazy Griff is chief of protection
Though hes %100 full of misdirection
When a buyer comes to steal from you
eBays there to help him see it through
Useless CEO:
A Walmart reject is back in charge
who wastes time but thinks hes pretty large
Hes done nothing for almost an entire year
What little he does brings everyone to tear
They’re the eBay people that you meet each day
Another CRONY job to accomplish nothing. …. think Im just making it up?? “EBay CEO taps former Walmart colleague as new chief people officer”, “started his career as an employment lawyer – OH YEY”.
Hes another “do nothing lawyer”, he knows NOTHING about “technology, ecommerce, operations, supply chain/logistics ”
How about eBay executive toilet paper roll checker?
“He will be responsible for all aspects of human resources to drive business performance” – START by firing the useless 15k CS people who 1) do nothing 2) get it wrong all the time 3) lie cheat and steal to make eBay look good to buyers and replace them with REAL CS agents who are empowered to do GOOD for once.
“compensation, benefits” – NOT NEEDED – eBay already over pays its do nothing Brass
“He will also provide oversight of eBay’s Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (or DEI) team and initiatives and will report directly to Jamie Iannone, eBay’s CEO.”
IDIOTS – hire the BEST people – stop making your company look like a Crayola box – just to please the weirdos in CA. DONT go by color, gender or anything else – just hire the best regardless of who they are.
“We are excited to welcome Cornelius to the team” – wasnt he that priest in the Fifth Element?
LOL Good stuff!
@ Pace
Nice lyrics.
But I don’t think they have any interest in toilet paper because it’s like their sunlight to vampires.
Dirty Turds!